VNS Park Grill

VNS Park Grill is one of the weirdest starships to exist. In fact, it was never commissioned, but rather made as a joke. However, the joke never really caught on anywhere. Not even on another planet. However, it's name says it all: it is a Park Grill.

In-Game Description
hotdogs and burgers anyone?

History
The ship was made as a joke in 2018. Hardly anyone heard about this joke of a vehicle, so nobody really cared. It was attempted to be used in warfare, but all shots it fired missed due to its small size and slowness. However, in 2019, things get interesting as the aliens stole the ship. However, they eventually trashed it and used the scraps as the ship was useless. HOWEVER, some scraps were recovered by vortexians.

Details
Before being scrapped, it was literally just a black park grill with a few seats, a phaser and a few starship parts to make it work. Thats all it was.

Armament

 * Main battery: 1x Phaser

Pros

 * Something to laugh about!
 * Blends in with space
 * Cheapest Starship Ever
 * Now being used to make other starships

Cons

 * Stolen and Trashed (unusable)
 * Slow
 * Just a Park Grill that flies with a single phaser. Just weak OK?
 * Never got much attention

Fun Facts

 * Parts of this ship have been used for VNS Darkwolf.
 * Has not been used in memes...yet.
 * Never warped because if it did, it would have been ripped apart.
 * Nearly got bombed.
 * Terry driven it once, but did not wreck it (surprising, isn't it?).
 * Was used to cook things despite being a starship.